Women’s Wit & Wisdom 20.09

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)

Women’s Wit & Wisdom 18.01

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.”

~ Erma Bombeck 1927-1996

Women’s Wit & Wisdom ~ May 19th

I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996), American Humorist

Women’s Wit & Wisdom ~ May 9th

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.

~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996), American Humorist

Women’s Wit & Wisdom ~ January 21st

“When humour goes, there goes civilization.”

~ Erma Bombeck (1927-1996), American Humourist